Text 21 Aug 28,352 notes spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

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elmntry:

im sick of the lies

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oolongearlgrey:

THIS is the face of victory

he looks like a fucking gmod model

electricplasmid:

oolongearlgrey:

THIS is the face of victory

he looks like a fucking gmod model

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Photo 21 Aug 332,455 notes burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

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voldey:

who did it better?

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Photo 21 Aug 6,252 notes shuyomondai:

my car now accurately reflects me

shuyomondai:

my car now accurately reflects me

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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lullabycubed:

phall-out-boy:

I’m 72% water and 28% fall out boy lyrics

but that’s just who i am this week

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roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

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mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in red
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