Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
when you get your period at school
Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know
Make one wrong move and then the blood will show
Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore