when ur getting eaten and he gets tired and decides to stop
Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns. They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it.
yall so fucking annoyiiiiiiiiiing lmao
If Shaquille O’neal was a banana he would be Shaquille O’pealIf Shaquille O’neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’teal
If Shaquille O’neal was a criminal he would be Shaquille O’stealIf Shaquille O’neal was emotional he would be Shaquille O’feel
this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.
assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.
this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.
homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong
whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them
“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”
First of all HOW DARE YOU
Secondly WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
this one goes out to you, amanda
on some occasions, a sloth will be climbing and it will reach up and grab its own arm. this usually results in the sloth falling to its death because it mistook itself for a branch.